The Doormat Diaries

Gradually morphing into a TMI/TID fan blog and endless reblogs of historical fashions.

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HOW TO PROPERLY READ A CASSANDRA CLARE BOOK (OR ANY OTHER HIGHLY AWAITED NOVEL):

STEP 1:
Promise yourself you will read it nice and slowly
STEP 2:
Read 4/5 of the book on your first day of having it in your possession
STEP 3:
Promise yourself that you shall salvage the remaining 1/5 at all costs
STEP 4:
^lol nope
STEP 5:
fRANTICALLY REALIZE THERE ARE NO MORE PAGES TO READ AND CURL INTO A BALL OF TEAR-RIDDEN DISAPPOINTMENT
STEP 6:
wait one year and repeat

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