The Doormat Diaries

Gradually morphing into a TMI/TID fan blog and endless reblogs of historical fashions.

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worshipasmilinggod:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.

I love it!

and the witches end up marrying each other

It’s a love story about two witches who only meet because of joint custody of twice-promised first-born. They go on weird child-raising adventures, because first-born gets into Situations. And they slowly fall in love.

(via the-marmot-farm)

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edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

image

this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

(Source: teenytomlin, via sauntering-down)